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Hello Beautiful. My name is Luke-Anthony and I post Random things that I like. Go follow everyone in my pokeball!

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camsfarts:

College students

camsfarts:

College students

bruinthecup:

i woke up to a lot of nice messages from you guys and im not gonna publish them only so i can keep them and read them when i feel sad but i just wanna say thank you to everyone who sent me something youre all amazing and you have no idea how much you helped me :)))))

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

The “just got out of the shower selfie” selfie.

The “just got out of the shower selfie” selfie.

  #my arms look nice with ink :)    #tatted    #boy    #fish tank    #single    #me  

halofarm:

avenger-doctor-castiel-holmes:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

The pope is just so fucking chill I love it

"Gays? Sure, that Catholic Church is open to everyone"

"Aliens? Sure, the Catholic Church is open to everyone"

Modern pope for the modern world.

tofutits:

windandsalt:

friarpark

#this is not an exaggeration okay #children do say this #children do wonder why they can’t find themselves in the media #don’t fucking tell me it doesn’t matter #it matters so much #children NEED to see themselves represented #or else they grow up feeling inferior and not worthy

No I have to reblog this again cus I am crying right now look at the dads face

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

ace-enjolras:

I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well-written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”.

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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kusshhhhhh:

The resting temperature of testicles is around 95°F. Meaning on a hot day, it’s literally “hot as balls”.

fedswatching:

pour one out to the neopets we left for dead

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opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

jeanmarcoing:

FORGETTING TO TAG SOMETHING AND RUSHING TO ADD WHAT YOU FORGOT TO TAG

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heliolisk:

rowenllbert:

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

when will I hit 50k

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follow me

when will i hit 100k

when u eat 2 socks

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that’s like 6 am i good????????? will u people follow me now???????????????????????? will there finally be an asian president?????????????????????????????????